pigeon in a teapot

A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.

"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".

pigeon in a teapot by PsychoKezz June 17, 2014

Brookside Teapot 

Receiving oral from a woman, you ejaculate in her mouth. She retains the prize, you then proceed to insert a hand into her vajin or anal passage at her choosing. Once the hand is secured , proceed to pick her rear end up, holding the back of her neck. As she opens her mouth, the man butter pours off her chin like a nice brew of earl grey.

A variation of the Brookside teapot is the Teaset, which involves a lady lying on her back, mouth open, acting as a teacup.

Bro, I brewed a batch so big in last nights Brookside Teapot, the cup ran over ! Hell of a mess on the couch.

Brookside Teapot by English Bob Limey twat June 17, 2009

tickle the teapot 

euphemism for cunnilingus performed in the kitchen

All she wanted was a steaming hot cup of joe, but instead the repairman decided to tickle the teapot.

tickle the teapot by meowneo November 19, 2013

Rusty Teapot 

Blowin' a fat load in her shitter

It's been so long since I've been laid so I had to give her the Rusty Teapot!

Rusty Teapot by Wes Kelsey February 22, 2006

Nesbithian Teapot 

The act of wearing a pink tutu and a girls hat , boiling a kettle and adding the hot water (and sugar if required) into your favourite toy story mug. You then must get into your stance of a teapot and stout (like the nursery rhyme) and dip your ball-sack into the scolding liquid and cool them down in your lovers mouth whilst transferring her new favourite tea into her mouth. You must repeat this whilst continuously asking “more tea Mrs Nesbit?” in a high pitched voice until all the liquid has been transferred or until your balls have disintegrated.

Buzz: “my balls are red raw!”
Woody: “why what did you do buzz?”
Buzz: “well I went to a nesbithian tea party last night and gave myself and bo-peep a nesbithian teapot”
Woody: “it’s a good thing we are made in China”

Nesbithian Teapot by #vans4anal November 17, 2018

Frog in the Teapot 

A sexual maneuver that involves a man inserting his testicles into someone else's anal cavity.

Had a hot date last night and I gave her the ol' frog in the teapot.

Frog in the Teapot by KP-omw2fsu January 27, 2023

Whistling Teapot 

It is when a girl is on her rag and is using a tampon. It can only occur in hot temperatures or in a heavy workout. The girl experiences a whistling teapot when the heat causes her vagina to steam thus making her vagina boil over and produce a slight whistle. The tampon acts as the teabag in the analogy.

The girls vagina spilled over because it was a whistling teapot.

Whistling Teapot by OJ is not guilty September 6, 2007