Cornflake 

A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.

"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"

Cornflake by Gordo23 September 19, 2018

cornflake box 

an actor/actress who can't act their way out of a corn flake box

(while watching a movie) He's a cornflake box. He cannot act.

cornflake box by Jeb Doe April 9, 2016

Cornflake 

The act of drying ones jizz in an appropriate container, in order to sprinkle it onto something.

Steve totally cornflaked all over my pillow.

Cornflake by aperape March 27, 2008

cornflake 

The nasty little flakes that line your undergarments during a herpes outbreak.

These cornflakes are tickling my testicles.

cornflake by Chris Ward (Winchester, VA) March 1, 2011

corn flakes 

shooting it in a nasty girl's ear and having her wax float to the top, looking like corn flakes

I gave her corn flakes for her birthday.

corn flakes by pete November 4, 2003

cornflake 

the dry earwax in your ears

"What are you doing".
"Getting cornflakes out my ears".

cornflake by blazblu January 7, 2011

Cornflake 

A rich idiot.

After Boris Johnson, Eton-educated mayor of London, who called poor people stupid, claiming that the bigger cornflakes tended to end up at the top of the packet.

He then failed three IQ questions on live radio.

A: Did you hear what Boris Johnson said today?
B: He's such a cornflake.

Cornflake by jolene_motley December 3, 2013