Basketball face 

The face someone makes after being hit in the nose with a basketball. Usually occurs when one is not paying attention during a game or a bad pass is thrown. Bloody nose and watery eyes are common

Guy 1:Did you see Bill fucking off on the court and get basketball face?
Guy 2:Yeah, what an asshole.

Basketball face by Cletus B Delicious May 17, 2011

basketball jones 

A Basketball Jones is an obsession with the sport of basketball. Kids who play the game and only think of the world in terms of basketball and their potential success at it.

That's all he ever thinks about. He's got a Basketball Jones.

basketball jones by Joe Neubarth January 21, 2005

Basketball Hoe 

A classless women who goes to any level of basketball game from High School to the NBA with the soul purpose of trying to screw one of the players.

"Did you see Lafaunda at that last game?"
"Ya, I think she went off with that nasty centre Jermichael to do him."
"What a nasty-ass Basketball Hoe!"

Basketball Hoe by DJ Optimus Pness June 10, 2013

basketball booty 

a female that has an ass that looks like 2 basketballs are stuffed into the back of her pants.

Azalea down at HOME DEPOT sure has got basketball booty.

basketball booty by Jake March 6, 2004

Basketball Booty 

When playing basketball, they way someone sticks out their booty really exaggerated when dribbling, in triple threat, or about to shoot. Their back is arched backwards too far and their knees are low and wide apart. Looks like they're about to booty dance. Mostly, and hopefully, found in females.

Oohh damn you see number 24? She got a serious case of Basketball Booty!" "I know! She looks like she's finna break her back!

Basketball Booty by bvfresh December 22, 2010

Basketball Nuts 

A condition arising from shaving the testicles too often, common in male porn stars, especially those who work in colder climates. The testicle skin becomes rough and obtains a course texture similar to a basketball.

Damn, that dude fucking that hot porn star has a serious case of basketball nuts. What a fag, glad I don't shave my balls everyday/

Basketball Nuts by Nigga named Jack January 29, 2010

Basketball Wives: LA

A reality show on VH1 that depicts lives of the wives of Basketball players that play for an LA team. If you're not into watching immature women argue and fight over petty drama and make ignorant statements about one another and put down classy women, do not watch this show.

A new episode of Basketball Wives: LA is coming on tonight, but I'm not going to watch it because most of the women are too ghetto and unclassy.

Basketball Wives: LA by afrikanamomma September 25, 2011