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The Dance of The Flaming Arseholes 

A Dance (Now more of a game), This is Now been commonly abbreviated to just Flaming Arseholes.
In This Dance the competitors put a piece of flaming toilet paper in their pants, it is a tradition to only were pants while doing it. (the breifer, the better!)

The dance is to be done around a swimming pool, This is because in the game if your arse get too Hot or your pants set on fire you can jump in the pool. The last person to jump in wins and is allowed to take the Flaming Paper out. Any number of players are allowed to take part and process around the pool in the clockwise directon. The length of paper used must not be longer than reaching the floor, all participants must present their paper tails to a single igniter and the dance starts when all the tails are simeltaniously lit.

There is a secret of the game is to proceed around the pool at a speed which is not so fast as for the wind to extinguish the flame but not so slow as to cause the paper to flare and set fire to your arsehole!

This Dance was originally created in 1992, in Scotland but the maker then moved back to his House in Hertfordshire were he Expanded the game into many differant continents of the world, it has even been recored that it was played in Australia.

By this year the game has been changed in a number of differant ways E.G People often play in Pubs and House without pools where you take the paper out when it gets too Hot.

The famailiar cry of this dance is "Holy Shit my Arse in on Fire"
John "I did The Dance Of the Flaming Arseholes last night"

Nick "Oh Really what happend?"

John "Well i lost, my pants got burnt to a crisp and my arasehole nearly set on fire"

asrsehole 

Someone who is being annoying and you are unable to spell in your emails
Damn that Rob is being an asrsehole
asrsehole by Brady C August 25, 2007

arse hole 

a more proper way to refer to your butt or butt hole when in front of teachers, parents or boss
arse hole by Maj Cot December 28, 2005

arseholex 

Guy who thinks hes mr big shot because he has a rolex
mr big shot: hey look at my rolex, I guess this makes me cool now!
sensible person: go away you arseholex
arseholex by crazysoops January 13, 2009

Arseholic 

Colin is so arseholic all the goddamn time.
Arseholic by alcalol July 20, 2011
A mysterious, virile guy who harbors some unusual fantasies. A lone wolf type who mates only with mysterious, beautiful girls. Not to be confused with an Asshole; the two are completely different.
Jen's boyfriend is a romantic Asehole.
Asehole by Vanilla Cat November 2, 2013