the hairy side 

used instead of bitch slap in communication. meaning to slap someone with the back of the hand

i fiddin to give you the hairy side boy'

the hairy side by stoph March 1, 2004

Play the hairy banjo

Basically having a wank, jerk, or male masturbation.

Your erect penis represents the banjo "shaft" and the hairs represent the strings. Your ball-bag/nuts/scrotum representing the resonant body of the banjo.

Play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might.... Ooops.... Sorry... I've just cum.

To quote the words of a famous song:

"Bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, play the hairy banjo !"

Play the hairy banjo by Losso of the shire August 23, 2011

Wild hairy bob 

A wild hairy bob is a beast that no man can tame. He is a creature that is half man and half squatch.

Rumor has it that the Wild Hairy Bob was once caught and tied up naked inside a barn.

Wild Hairy Bob

Wild hairy bob by SquatchBeliever288 July 25, 2016

HARRY (HAIRY) AMBROSE

Based on the unorthodox sexual practices enjoyed by Bill Pullman's character Detective Harry Ambrose on the show The Sinner, a Harry Ambrose is when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, pull out a chunk of their pubic hair and in an Emeril Lagase style manner, throw the pubes onto said ejaculate. The act is only complete if after the pubes are placed that you step on your partner's fingernails until they turn black and/or purple.

EVER SINCE HE GAVE ME A HARRY (HAIRY) AMBROSE, MY SHIRT SEEMS TO BE STUCK INSIDE MY BELLY BUTTON

HARRY (HAIRY) AMBROSE by Patrickgotglazed June 13, 2021

lick my hairy ass 

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.

“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”

lick my hairy ass by The SPF fam November 16, 2017

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese 

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese by Urban alien March 9, 2021

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw 

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!

(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw by jobsworth February 15, 2005