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Alaskan one night stand 

an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.
Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.
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Alaskan Cruise 

A large or obscene amount of elderly people condensed on to one ship
Morris and a few of his buddies took an Alaskan Cruise and left with grey hair

I couldn’t believe the amount of girls on the Alaskan Cruise, I couldn’t have myself enough

Alaskan Pool Party 

An individual puts cold salty water in their mouth, and their partners insert their penis in the little pool. This provides a cool salty marination of their privates, usually done before having intercourse.
Martin and Matt cannot have a good sex sesh unless they both participate in an Alaskan pool party.

Alaskan Adrian 

When you stick ice cubes up your girfriends butt surfing intercourse and then take a picture and send it to Dave to prove you did it.
Corey gave his wife an Alaskan Adrian and she was super pissed

Alaskan Bullwormitis 

When one’s tongue begins to swell up. Due to a sickness only caught in Alaska, from licking a bull worm.
Ronnie got Alaskan bullwormitis from licking an Alaskan Bullworm. Hopefully his tongue will be better soon.

Alaskan rug burn 

When you take a rug, wrap someone up in it and roll them down a big grassy hill.
“Oh no he didn’t, he didn’t really just get an Alaskan Rug Burn did he?”
Alaskan rug burn by The Ziggller September 18, 2022

Alaskan Waterboard 

When a man finishes inside a woman and she then sits on his face, eating out his own cum.
Dora held me down with her lips, as my dripping mouth completed the Alaskan Waterboard.