Jizz Vom 

When somethings so good it makes you want to jizz but so bad that it makes you want to vomit (vom) at the same time

uhhh carbs...jizz vom!

Jizz Vom by JizzVom April 20, 2010

om nom vom 

When you eat something (nom) that makes you want to throw up (vom). Or just when something is particularly disgusting.

om nom vom Japanese bean paste 'candies'

om nom vom by amy.redbeau November 2, 2010

Mini-Vom 

A small hurl of puke, often done purposefully to make the person feel more refreshed after taking lots of drugs, or perhaps alcohol.

A friend: "Mate. whats wrong? You look ill."
Kethead: "Mwer, need, a, er, mini-vom."
And he throws up...

Mini-Vom by Monogram August 17, 2007

maxi vom 

the maximum vomcano experience.

the most amount of sick that could ever, ever be expelled from the body.

oh my god did you see that maxi vom?! he just chundered all over her! it was the most sick i've ever seen.

maxi vom by Looley Fazakerkoo June 22, 2010

deja vom 

Tasting your food from earlier all day without actually throwing up.

Ew, deja vom. Taco from yesterday!

deja vom by chchchchchchchc29u3 February 23, 2011

Twitter-vom 

The event where an individual tweets a lot in a very short space of time about a series of unimportant and seemingly unconnected topics.

(n.b. this occurs often as a result of either caffeine highs, drunk tweeting and extreme boredom/procrastination)

Person 1: hey, did you see twitter last night?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Tom got drunk and had a bad case of twitter-vom last night, it was hilarious.

Twitter-vom by weg m January 7, 2013

dick vom

when he forces you to deep throat after one too many cups of goon and you projectile all over his dick

Girl: *dick vom*
Guy: oh... err... ummm
Girl: *runs away*

or

Girl: SHIT, I just dick vommed all over you
Guy: i don't care, keep going

Girl: wtf you freak *run away*

dick vom by 92vap July 24, 2015