Subtweet Paranoia 

a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system given by reading tweets. A person would think, when they see someone subtweet, it is about them.

Tweet: She just gave me the nastiest lasagna ever.

Jim: I saw your tweet. You could've just told me you didn't like my cooking.

John: What are you even talking about? You never even cooked me lasagna. That tweet wasn't about you.

Jim: I'm sorry. I guess I have a case of subtweet paranoia.

Subtweet Paranoia by Cinnamon sheen October 16, 2016

pager paranoia 

When you hear beeping sounds as if your pager has gone off, when in fact it hasn't.
When you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling.

1) Oh crap my pager went off. nope just my mind hearing things again.
2) Just felt my pager vibrate. No was just the subway passing by again.

This pager paranoia is stressing me out.

pager paranoia by Bumblbee69 February 14, 2012

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Paranoia 

The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.

Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."

Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"

Girlfriend/Boyfriend Paranoia by Bbro3 July 25, 2009

porn paranoia 

When u watch porn and then think of all the worst case scenarios after done jacking off,u will think someone seen u or u are scared it popped up on someone's computer

I have porn paranoia

porn paranoia by dick the big dicked duck September 28, 2013

April Fools paranoia

When someone is so obsessed by April Fools, they don't trust anyone and don't believe in anything on that day.

-Hey man, wanna go see a movie tomorrow?
-Haha, I see what you did there, you almost had me!
-Dude, stop with this April Fools paranoia, I'm serious!

April Fools paranoia by original nick April 1, 2013

Pokemon paranoia 

The feeling that somehow, at all times, you are being watched and stalked by Pokemon. There is no escape now. No escape from them. I feel them behind me. Above me... Watching... Waiting... Till finally, I lose concentration and they have a chance to get me. They're coming for me. Coming for me.. AAAAAGH OH GOD THEY'RE HERE

OH GOD PLEASE HELP

OH GO- AAAAAAARGH

*gurgle gurgle*

We're coming for you next.

Pokemon paranoia... The scourge of mankind.

Pokemon paranoia by RatherEatRandy July 18, 2016

clown paranoia 

Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.

OMFG I LOVE COLORING!!!
OMFG CLOWN PARANOIA!!!

clown paranoia by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009