beach slap

When one is struck and (usually) knocked down by a large wave. Implies losing something of value in the ocean. A derivative of 'bitch-slap'.

Man, I was bodysurfing last week and lost my glasses when I got beach slapped by a twenty-footer.

beach slap by watahmortah March 3, 2006

beach tomato 

Someone on the beach who is round and red.

Those beach tomatoes better put on some sunscreen before they start peeling.

beach tomato by WhiteyWhite August 25, 2013

beach contractor 

The "prepared" beach-goer. Usually a large group of people, beach contractors can usually be identified by their large beach tent, excessive amount of drink coolers, towels, volley-ball net, and meat. Beach contractors spend just as much time setting up their tent, hauling their equipment from the car, and packing it all back in as much as they actually enjoy the beach. Beach contractors often come out on weekends, and stay for the entire day.

Maybe people dislike the beach contractor, because they are often loud and obnoxious; while others enjoy and linger near the beach contractor, because they can usually score food off them.

Kevin: Gee, Dave, I'm starved!

Dave: Look, it seems those beach contractors over there are just getting set up!

Kevin: Let's go linger and maybe score some food.

beach contractor by Julia - Florida December 9, 2008

beach ball of death 

The funny icon you see spin when your Mac is freezing up. Not so cute when you have to do a hard reset

Shawn was looking at way too much porn and his Macbook started with the beach ball of death

beach ball of death by Benji Bane February 29, 2008

Beach Bum 

One who spends all their free time at the beach prefers day drunk, loves the sun, vodka, gatorade,sports , often spends the nights at the beach. Chill person

Look at Beach bumz

Beach Bum by Haysforhorses June 9, 2015

beach whistle 

The plastic tampon dispensers that once used, have a tendency to wash up on beachs.

Dave and I were going to dive the cove but were deterred by all the crap that washed up on shore, including condoms and beach whistles.

beach whistle by ab_iron August 6, 2006

Beach Muscles

Muscles that are gained through working out in a gym and may make a man look strong, but in reality they are gained just for show, like on a beach (hence the name), and therefore are not indicative of toughness or fortitude.

Mike "The Situation" has beach muscles. He looks strong but if he ever got in a fight with someone who was actually tough he would get his ass beat because he only has Beach Muscles.

Beach Muscles by JimboD October 18, 2010