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Battlefield Heroes 

The newest game to be released in the Battlefield series. It is free to play, the only thing that will cost real money, perhaps, is clothes and such.

The only current bad thing is that it's still in Private Beta Phase 2, meaning you need a key, so the forums are spammed with people asking for others keys.
Spammer: Can I have your Battlefield Heroes key? I really want to play...

Me: Yea, my key is.....SORRY, NO KEY FOR YOU.
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Battlefield 2142 

Battlefield 2142 is the next generation version of Battlefield 1942 where generic enemy country A fights generic enemy country B, with basically the same weapons, but with different names.

Nerg the Gagu!
Battlefield 2142 - Oh noes teh ice!

Battlefield: Bad Company 3

A rumored game in the Battlefield series of FPS games that will never exist because Call of Duty is the best FPS ever. Of All Time.

But Halo's good, two.
Dude 1: Hey, you heard about Battlefield: Bad Company 3?
Dude 2: You mean that Battlefield game that will never come to reality to to EA shutting down Dice in the next few years?
Dude 1: Where did you get that from?
Dude 2: Thought of from the top my head. Dude, I hate EA.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Because all of the bad things from that one guy said about CoD.
Dude 1: Dude, fish have nothing to do with this. We're talking about games.
*Awkward Silence*
Dude 1: What? What?? WHAT?!
Dude 2: I MEANT CALL OF DUTY, IDIOT!!!!!
Dude 1: Wait, what? "Call of Duty"? Never heard of it.
Dude 2: You're serious?
Dude 1: Who made it and published it?
Dude 2: You mean MAKES and PUBLISHES THEM. There's more than one game, dude. And they're still going. Oh, Infinity Ward and Treyarch make them, and Activision publishes them.
Dude 2: Activision made a deal with Microsoft so map packs come out first on Xbox 360.
Dude 2: Survival Mode for Modern Warfare 3, Nazi Zombies for World at War and Black Ops, best game series ever, dude. You HAVE to play it.
Dude 1: (muffled giggles) Xbox! I play PS3.
Dude 2: Then you have no life.
Nerd: I play Halo!
Both Dudes: SHUT UP! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT HALO!

Battlefield 2042

A piece of shit, unfinished, disappointment of game made by the greediest company on earth that also killed one of the best and unique game series in FPS history because CEOs couldn’t wait to get all our money.
Jeff: Hey, I enjoy Battlefield 2042
Everyone Else: Kills Jeff
Battlefield 2042 by Smallcoc February 16, 2022

battlefield hardline 

A game for pre-pubescent boys, squeakers, noobs, etc. Almost as bad as call of duty.
Dude, there are only 3 servers open for battlefield hardline right now. I'm not surprised cuz it sucks.

Battlefield Earth 

A movie so horrible that not only was it a critical and box office epic fail, but its producer, Franchise Pictures, was convicted in court over it due to a scam in which the film's budget was overstated. Not to mention an indelible scar in John Travolta's career. And cult status for the movie in the future? HAAAAAAAAAAAH!
In short, Battlefield Earth was so bad that the producers were convicted of a crime. That simple.
Battlefield Earth by Nick Weiner February 3, 2009

Battlefield: Bad Company 

Battlefield: Bad Company (also known as Bad Company or BF: BC) is a first-person shooter developed at EA DICE, released in the U.S. on June 23 2008 3 for ...

Battlefield: Bad Company (also known as Bad Company or BF: BC) is a first-person shooter developed at EA DICE, released in the U.S. on June 23 2008 3 for ...

Battlefield: Bad Company by BFBC October 8, 2008