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dutch teapot 

When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.
I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.
dutch teapot by Petitchou August 16, 2016

freestyle teapot 

To bust the well known,and might i say very natural. One hand on hip position.Forming the teapot. Now the freestyle element is simple! The position can be posed,for example, while jumping a bike-the more flamboyant the better. Or simply propping the bar up in your local( One leg usually crossed over t'other) p.s this great way to pass time is nothing to do with that annoying twat Harry bastard Potter
Look at that (insert somthing random,but funny ) Take a picture of me potting against it and get it up on that freestyle teapotters facebook group.
freestyle teapot by MrKenny April 17, 2009

Alabama Teapot 

When a man rubs a woman up and down with tea leaves then pours hot (but not scalding) water on her. He then proceeds to get as much into her vagina as possible and drinks it out before shitting on her ankles. She starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" while he positions her and then accomplishes very rough anal sex.
"Dude, I heard Brent did the Alabama Teapot last night."
"He totally did, Cassie's been humming the song all day!"
Alabama Teapot by Peppermintz1212 August 28, 2009

Aborigine teapot 

Is a sexual act between a man and a women. the male participant must lower his testicles in to the females mouth while simultaneously drawing a painting on the wall\ceiling with his own feces.
"put the Aborigine teapot on, Im on my way round"

"its cold outside better put the Aborigine teapot on"
Aborigine teapot by Lengmanfresh January 28, 2019

Snowflaking The Teapot 

A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.
Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in

Camels Teapot 

A very high pitched queef sounding like a teapot releasing steam .
Ew man Tiffany let out a gnarly camels teapot last night .