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Teacher Elam 

The best 7th grade social studies/ELA teacher! They also teach 8th grade drama and they are pretty chill and likes to joke around with students. Teacher Elam is that one teacher that is your bestie. You can tell Elam all the tea and they will keep it a secret. They’ve seen a few messed up things like people cutting their hair and taping it to a stick figure and giving to them as a gift but that’s okay.
I love teacher elam!
Totally, they are the best
I wish elam was a science teacher too
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clown teacher 

A person who feels the need to instruct others how to perform better at something, despite lacking the background to do so or the ability to translate their knowledge effectively so people actually learn something. A clown teacher is often unaware of how much they are unappreciated and/or disliked.
Mark: "Mr. Gobs failed me again. I pay attention in class but I guess he's not teaching us well enough."

Ryan: "Don't worry about him man. He's a clown teacher. Nobody learns anything from him."
clown teacher by KevinElevin March 12, 2008

Dino teacher 

She is such a crusty Dino teacher
Dino teacher by Benthine November 7, 2018

Pe teacher

Was in the military
"ur gay give me 5 push ups pansie"-Pe Teacher
Pe teacher by Baddie666 December 11, 2019

Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome 

The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.
English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome
(tee-cher) n. 1) Provider of knowledge and insight. 2) Mentor. 3) One who inspires, motivates and opens up minds to the endless possibilities of which one can achieve. 4) One who makes a positive difference in the lives of many. 5) One who is admired, appreciated and held in the highest esteem. ie: Patricia Stresino
Teachers plant seeds that grow forever.
teacher by vmveronica5 September 11, 2013

teacher bitch 

the word used to describe a teacher who is in fact a bitch..
That mrs archer is such a teacher bitch...
teacher bitch by J to the O-S-H September 29, 2006