Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them

Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.

Swine flu by shifter027 June 6, 2010

Swine Flu

‘catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

“Chris caught the swine flu last night.”

Swine Flu by C-10 March 4, 2011

Swine Flu Fever 

Having a romantic obsession with people of the Mexican race.

Guy1: "I want myself a little latina mamacita!!:

Guy2: "Man, you have a seious case of Swine Flu Fever!"

Swine Flu Fever by HeadHandsomeBossMan August 14, 2009

Swine Flu Boner 

An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.

''Jesus Christ Mr. Brown, what the fuck is that?! Oh god! Gordon's got a swine flu boner!''

Swine Flu Boner by iKaite July 15, 2009

Swine Flu Pandemic

A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"

Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.

Swine Flu Pandemic by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009

swine flu jigga 

What is said when one is explaining to a black person why their school field trip to six flags was canceled.

kid1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHYS THE TRIP CANCELED???????
kid2: swine flu jigga

swine flu jigga by lollerskatesomgsauceiloveurmum May 20, 2009

swine flu'd 

when you see someone with one of those surgical masks and you go up, lift their surgical mask off their face, and cough into it. You then shout

You just got Swine flu'd, motha fucka!

Yo man, I totally swine flu'd that Brandon asshole. You know the one from Kentucky?

swine flu'd by wowser77 October 2, 2009