shitshow joe 

a man who likes to drink way more then should be possible for a man his size
likes to drink everynight of the week in the dorms
gets drunk and does not remember the next day
never admits to having a limit

you are such a shitshow joe

shitshow joe by biggieV December 16, 2009

dynamite shits 

The release of solid waste from the human body by way of the anal cavity. Usually at an unusually rapid rate, resulting in a thunderous release of sound and shit. Often results in a "painting of the bowl," which is a much admired art.

guy1: omg dude, i ate at the new indian place, and i got the dynamite shits

guy2: damn.

dynamite shits by MasterOfThaCrapper January 10, 2011

Vanity Shits 

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

Vanity Shits by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015

So With The Shits 

So with the shits means when you’re vibing.

*dude dancing to a song*
spectator- “Why’s he so with the shits?”

So With The Shits by .Lazarus January 2, 2020

The Nic Shits 

The gastrointestinal consequence upon the consumption of nicotine after having just woken up from a long nap or night of sleep. Symptoms of The Nic Shits include stomach cramps, bowel movements, and on the rare occasion, diarrhea.

Person 1: Sorry I'm late bro, I got the nic shits this morning after I hit my juul in the shower.
Person 2: All good man, we've been there.

The Nic Shits by chuckschrodinger March 12, 2019

whiskey shits 

The acrid vile often unexpected liquid black excrement that comes spewing forth violently after a whiskey binge.

1. I was in the can most of the morning because of those goddamned whiskey shits.

2. He thought it was a fart, but it turned out he had the whiskey shits.

whiskey shits by DiggleZ July 26, 2006

Shits Ahoy 

Shits Ahoy is a cookie the size of a Chips Ahoy but made totally of shit. A premium Shits Ahoy is fresh and warm. A Shits Ahoy is part of a challenge. What is the least amount of money one would accept to eat a Shits Ahoy cookie ?

" The pot head from Colorado, was willing to accept $ 5,000 dollars to eat a Shits Ahoy."

Shits Ahoy by Broth3r John June 22, 2016