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orphan porn 

A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.
That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.
orphan porn by Clanktree November 17, 2017

Orphan Squad 

A fun squad of orphans just causing chaos wherever they go. And sometimes they make themselves bigger by making more orphans.
Ex: BRO! our orphan squad just got bigger. Let's make more orphans.
Orphan Squad by Zii-- April 24, 2021

Orphan mod 

A nickname for someone, usually someone who is an orphan and a discord mod.
Person 1: Hey orphan mod!
Person 2: Hey!
Orphan mod by Theeriver October 18, 2022

orphan cough 

person 1: "you should quit smoking..."

person 2: "yeah, I'm starting to get an orphan cough."
orphan cough by alaskan cougher November 21, 2007

orphan socks 

Socks that don’t have a match. Socks that are just all alone because the other one is missing.
I just did laundry and I have a bunch of orphan socks because they’re matches are missing!!

“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”
orphan socks by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Orphan Toss

v. - When you dunk only a single ball into a girl's mouth. Also known as "The Half-Teabag."

n. - From the Oliver Twist quote, "May I have some more please?" This word connotes the man asking the woman for a second lay right after the first and is usually given to the man in pity on the woman's part.
Last night, instead of teabagging, I Orphan Tossed her.

She felt bad for me, so she gave me the Orphan Toss.
Orphan Toss by doggod7756 January 24, 2010