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lorenzo i love u
lorenzo by kysmofo69 November 22, 2021
Lorenzo is a drug addict. He loves weed. He is better known as the ‘Maniac’ in some parts of Italy. You have to hide your wife or girlfriend from Lorenzo, they are not safe. He is one of the funniest guys you will meet and will always have a good time.
There’s Lorenzo, talking to my wife 🤦🏻
Lorenzo by Batman111999 November 22, 2021
Lorenzo is the typical shy and unsure boy, but if he opens his heart to you he will turn out to be a totally different person! He doesn't have many close friends and doesn't believe in love, but if you are the right person for him he will never get rid of you. Treat him right, hurt him once, and he'll hate you for life.
Person 1: Who is Lorenzo?
Person 2: Idk.
Lorenzo by DragonFire777 November 22, 2021
Lorenzo has a huge cock and he's a fucking god
Is that Lorenzo?
Yes
Lorenzo by Hkbf November 23, 2021
Lorenzo has a huge cock and he's a fucking god!
Lorenzo
Lorenzo by Hkbf November 23, 2021
An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.
Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo
Lorenzo by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 7, 2021