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local jackass

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a delusional little fucktard (perhaps an ex boyfriend) who is a nonstop nuisance and drama queen who simply will not and cannot go away (attends the same school, workplace, etc.)
A local jackass is with often also feel the need to put a wedge in any relationship they do not like their victim(s) having.

Either everyone or no one will understand how much of a kniving little bitch this person is, hence making them occasionally dangerous and always a motherfucking pain in the ass.
My ex boyfriend is a local jackass who feels the sick little need to harass whoever knows me!!!! FML
That doucheweed is a full time local jackass!!!
by happyunicorn27 September 14, 2014
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local ski thot

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A girl, typically rich and blonde found working at a local ski resort in Sweden or Norway who lives off her parents money and sleeps with all the local skiers.
"Hey bro I was thinking of asking Jani on a date"

"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."
by Sordin July 10, 2017
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Local Meme

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A meme that is only said and understood between a group of friends, it occurs in schools, homes and other places, they are often funny and are sometimes funnier than worldwide memes.
Hey Joe, heard of that new local meme?
by xxxaceyxxx March 11, 2019
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Are you local

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From the classic cult TV series, "The League of Gentlemen", meaning, are you from this backend of nowhere village full of freaks. If your local, you're an inbred freak from a small village.
by I Amlocal April 13, 2007
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Mami’s Local Cracks

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A gang of insane hispanic females, that are most definitely your local crackheads. Annoying to some, but entertaining to each other.
Look! It’s mami’s local cracks! Their so weird. Omg. Ew.
by autis_cyle April 30, 2020
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local

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local is a term stans use to describe basically people who arent like them. in a more specific definition, locals are people who jump on the badwagon trend-wise and think they are unique. locals think that they are woke because they retweeted a tweet about global warming but really thats it; they have no real opinion/arent educated about other things (at least most of them). easily identifiable by their basic brandy melville or tillys top and american eagle jeans or lulu lemon shorts, they tend to only buy stuff they see other people wearing. locals seem to copy trends that non-locals start. you might also find them on instagram with a “photography account” that only has badly edited sunset pictures or shallow DoF plant photos. they also have very basic music taste such as drake, post malone, rex orange county, and ariana grande. to summarize, locals are the new basic white girl that probably gave you a dirty look when you pronounced billie eilishs name wrong and love emma chamberlain.
stan: skdjsjjs im baby🥺
local: what? 😂😂

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person one: have you listened to rex orange county? i just started listening to them because all my friends did.
person 2: yea like 2 years ago i did jskdjs but then the locals kinda ruined it
by blueneighbourhood April 29, 2019
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fairly local

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(I've) been here before/been around. This isn't my first rodeo.

*It stems from the Twenty One Pilots song of the same name.
I don't need your advice, I'm fairly local.
by Not A Red Shirt March 11, 2017
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