Ham Sandwich

A mean of ham and bread that fat people enjoy eating.

"Mamma Katz died by choking on a ham sandwich"

Ham Sandwich by dogwatch September 26, 2006

ham sandwich

when you take someones face and put it in between your thighs ,then proceed to rub there face around in it

yo dude that piece of shit gave me a ham sandwich

ham sandwich by jenna tilworts September 27, 2009

ham sandwich

To Have A baby

i"m a bout to have a ham sandwich

ham sandwich by Boss Punch October 2, 2018

Ham sandwich

That pose you do when you accidentally fall on your crush and you’re in this sexual pose and you try to get up but you just keep touching them ak

Oh damn I’m in a ham sandwich right now

Ham sandwich by Scoober Dubber December 12, 2018

Ham sandwich

When the pink pussy lips hang low

Bruh... the girl I shagged yesterday had a MAD ham sandwich! Ate that shit like a damn snack though

Ham sandwich by Imsouljahboy July 18, 2019

Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.

Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere

Ham Sandwich by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021

ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.

Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.

ham sandwich by ducknipples March 22, 2022