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friendship cuddle 

A deep hug lasting more than the standard, from a woman in need of comfort, while you attempt not to press your erection against her friendzoned body.
"She was all sad and shit, and just wanted me to sit and friendship cuddle. And I'm sitting there with a giant hard on."
friendship cuddle by THE DAVAD April 21, 2016

cuddle horny 

when a person has not cuddled for a very long time and has an incredible urge to cuddle the shit out of the next person they see
I can't control myself, I'm so cuddle horny I think I'm gonna sleep with your tootsie roll pillow tonight.
cuddle horny by Head Cuddler January 3, 2012

Bear cuddle 

Being cuddle by/cuddling with a large, bear-sized man all through the night.
We bear cuddled last night, it was very romantic.
Bear cuddle by magnetic zero February 20, 2011

furry cuddle 

A regular activity in the fandom where furries snuggle or hold/hug each other, either in a friendly or erotic way.
James: I'm so bored.... Tom: Let's CUDDLE!

Daniel: Are you furry enough to furry cuddle with others? Jack: Oh hell naw, that shi# be gay AF.
*Got no money because you've spent it all on furry-related stuff? Here's how you can fix that: CUDDLES!
furry cuddle by Furrzo March 13, 2018

Caddyshacking 

The act of picking your nose and/or not choosing to eat it, while others have witnessed you actually do it & are secretly betting money on whether or not you actually are going to eat the booger you just freshly picked or do the right thing and just wipe it on your pants or blow your nose...
Oh my fucking God Jesse, LOOK, Bettyann's Caddyshacking AGAIN! She just picked her nose and she even didn't notice us watch her do it. I'll make you a bet, if she eats the booger or not & remember just yesterday we just were laughing at that particular scene in the movie Caddyshack: "Say, $50 bucks- the Smails' kid picks his nose. $50 bucks more, says he eats it!..."

Cuddle Bait 

A movie that a guy does not want to see, but will watch with a woman in order to bait her into... cuddling.
Bro #1 - Dude, I cant believe you would watch The Notebook
Bro #2 - It's guaranteed cuddle bait dude.
Cuddle Bait by Azreel88 October 14, 2012