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spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti 

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti is how you would describe a hamster who does not like to eat its spaghetti (this is very bad) in this very rare case you should subscribe to pewdiepie or your hamster might drown in its own sweat
oh my gosh you have such a spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti it must be so ghastly!
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Yeti Confetti 

The act of trimming the tips of one's pubic hairs before sprinkling them on another.
Sam placed himself over his partner with his full baggy of pube tips, ready for a covering of yeti confetti.
Yeti Confetti by pottack June 15, 2019

Playboy Confetti 

The incredible amount of self advertisement/promotional fliers that fall out of a Playboy magazine after initial opening.
Man A: "Dude! Just got my new Playboy!"
Man B: "Nice! Why did all of those papers just come flying out??"

Man A: "Oh, that's nothing, just Playboy Confetti."
Playboy Confetti by SeymourVS June 25, 2010

The Confetti shower

When your girl is deepthroating so hard that she's gonna puke.
So when you cum on her face, she starts puking on the ground while grinding her teeth to contain the lumps.
When you're done cuming and she's done puking, she showers with the lumps like confettis to celebrate.
Yo, I just did the confetti shower to my girl, it was lit.

Irish Confetti 

When you cum in a potato and microwave it until soft. You then throw it at your spouse
Bitches be complaining about the potato famine so I hit her with the Irish Confetti.
Irish Confetti by Shesprettyify January 19, 2022

Emo Confetti 

When a few day old black or gray ink tattoo reaches the peeling stage, the flakes of colored skin left behind after sleeping, changing clothes, etc.
When Cis went to bed, she saw the emo confetti she'd left that morning and remembered to put lotion on her tattoo.
Emo Confetti by Centri February 27, 2009

irish confetti 

look at him irish confettiing
irish confetti by ghoulia April 5, 2008