A person whose body looks okay when dressed, but-naked he/she looks fucked up. Similar to dun-lap, butter-face or booty-do.
After Shelia had that last baby, those stretch marks turned her but-naked. Joe is but-naked after losing 100 pounds, because all that flabby skin is so gross.
A sex position in which one person lays on their back covered in sprinkled sugar and cream, both partners then eat fried food while engaging in sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I did the Reverse Naked Chef last night and I'm still all kinds of full and sticky