Hello darkness 

When a male likes a female, but finds out she is already taken. It is not uncommon to hear "the sound of silence" being sang in acapela at this exact moment.

Guy: Whoa... You're from São Paulo as well?
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."

Hello darkness by Bite za dust March 29, 2017

hello there stranger 

Just a group chat with 3 asshole sisters in it

Hello there stranger

hello there stranger by Katiiebugg August 13, 2017

Hello There 

When a Fu*king A$$hole comes behind you and your army without you realizing. And decides to drag your attention by saying "Hello There". After you see him you automatically will say by instinct "General Kenobi"

General Kenobi: *jumps* "Hello There"
General Grievous:*turns back* "General Kenobi"

Hello There by AssholicHuman October 8, 2017

hello dawg

Saying hello to someone you call dawg. The more formal version of 'hey dawg'.

"Hello dawg how you been?"

hello dawg by fambamspamalamgam November 3, 2017

hello there 

Most commonly used by people who know they have the high ground, thus smugly leave their hiding place to confront an entire army and get the attention of their archnemesis

Kenobi : *listening to General Grievous, jumps from the ceiling
Kenobi: "Hello there."
Grievous: "General Kenobi"

hello there by Stabbykitten August 24, 2017

Hello there 

General Kenobi

Man: Hello there!
Cyborg: General Kenobi...

Hello there by CHlKEN January 10, 2018

Hello Kiddy Person 

An adult that is selfish, irritable and naive like a child.

- How was your Valentine's Day?
- Well ... There was a tantrum, popcorn and a bear movie. I realized that s/he is an Hello Kiddy Person.

Hello Kiddy Person by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018