standard wood 

1. Lumber measured in inches, rather than cenitmeters, usually in America.
2. Male genitalia of average length and girth.

"I HATE standard wood! it messes up my conversion rates... Why can't the US switch to metric?!"
"I love my boyfriend, but he has less than standard wood..."

standard wood by Sheepish December 25, 2007

Standard Behaviour 

Things that happen regularly or maybe should happen again. Mainly things done when drunk that people think should be repeated.

I think we should get lashed tonight after work, you know, standard behaviour.

Standard Behaviour by louie4040 March 19, 2010

standard level

The inferior group which is uneducated and ignorant about the occurances in complicated matters.

Sophie is in standard level. She is a peasant.

standard level by cbkjsldaerf March 23, 2017

Standard Ro Sham Bo 

The traditional yet out dated form of unregulated Ro Sham Bo, also known as Standard Ro Sham Bo. It is a contest in which two guys kick each other in the nuts until there is only one left standing.
Standard RSB has been replaced by "Professional RSB"

Did you hear about John and Steve? They both liked this chic at a party and the chic found out. She laughed and told them both to Ro Sham Bo for a hand job from her as the spoils.
They agreed, everyone in the house had to throw down a couple of bucks to watch, which went to the chic as she was using herself as the prize.
They played Standard Ro Sham Bo because the chic demanded that standard be the game they play and neither one of them protested.
In the end Steve went down. But he did very well from having been kicked 42 times in the sack!
Afterwards, the chic took John in the room and wanked him! I don't know if the hand job was worth it!

Standard Ro Sham Bo by RSB Master December 18, 2007

standard deviation

a sexual fetish that was previously considered perverse but is now commonplace

Bondage and foot fetishes are standard deviations

standard deviation by mandingoe September 24, 2004

standard deduction

The traditional Lenten sacrifice of abstinence from non-seafood meat (beef, pork, chicken, lamb, etc.), as opposed to any additional sacrifice like chocolate, beer, video games, or sex.

GF: Are you gonna give up playing Guitar Hero for Lent?
BF: Hells no, I gotta finish it in hard. I'll just take the standard deduction.
GF: Step aside, then. I just need to beat "Knights of Cydonia" in expert to finish the game. Nooch!

standard deduction by resident alian February 18, 2008

Standard Pattern 

A family owned pattern shop in Fort Wayne, IN. Home of the CHUCK FINA T Shirt.

I need to have some castings made, I should go to Standard Pattern Co for all my casting needs.

Standard Pattern by CHUCK FINA Fort Wayne,IN April 18, 2009