Porcupining 

Where you and your girl are having sex with a porcupine, a game is played where whoever by the end of the sex has the most quills in the ass is the winner. The winner usually gets bragging rights to their parents as the intercourse is usually insestual.

Sam: so did you and Cheryl do anything last night

John: ye ye bro me and Cheryl were porcupining!
Sam: yooooo! Please tell me you won.
John: of course I did dad you know Cheryl follows mom for her inhability to porcupine.
Sam: that’s my boy

Porcupining by ReeceCarCrashWheelwright October 17, 2018

porcupinicular 

In the shape of a porcupine

'Your hair is looking rather porcupinicular today'

porcupinicular by Es1cue March 7, 2022

Big Fat Porcupine 

Once there was a boy named ___ and his classmates decided to call him big Fat Porcupine. And it kinda stuck.

Person one: “hi __ your name is Big Fat Porcupine now”
Person two: “okay”

Big Fat Porcupine by Yeep yeep March 19, 2020

Porcupine pussy 

When something is so sticky, I.E. a gooie nugget of weed, it is known to be sticky as a procupine's pussy.

"Man this buds sticky," "yeah like a porcupine pussy"

Porcupine pussy by Garp7son July 27, 2010

Porcupining 

The act of suctioning dildos to one's body and have 4-6 large women pleasure themselves in simultaneous motion.

For grandma's 80th birthday she and her 5 closest friends went to an all-you-can eat buffet before going to the disabled bathroom and porcupining the waiter.

Porcupining by Jackawack720 August 26, 2019

Oh shit a porcupine 

1. A phrase which you use when you see a reptile of some sort 2. A part in the movie "Strange Wilderness" where Junior saw a snake and said "Oh shit... a porcupine"
3. Something you say to yourself or another person describing the whiskers on a persons facial region.

1. John: "Whoa look at the python."

Tim: "Oh shit a porcupine"
2. Sam: "Look at dave, he just shaved his goatee"

Steph: "Oh shit a porcupine"

Oh shit a porcupine by Virgil Eurp September 3, 2010

blue porcupines 

porcupines that are blue

Hey, look - blue porcupines!

blue porcupines by PorQPine Luver May 14, 2008