Moob Greaser 

A fat man with large man boobs that eats at greasy fastfood restaurants several times a day and usually has many bowel problems consisting of grease leaking out of his anus uncontrollably.

Damn, Harold is such a moob greaser. He ate Taco Bell, Hardees, and KFC today and he locked himself in the bathroom for 40 minutes after greasing his drawers.

Moob Greaser by Drudahomo May 29, 2008

Ladder Greaser

An individual who attempts to climb the Corporate Ladder, by sleeping with their boss, and then files sexual harassment charges, but their hands are slippery from doing it the wrong way, so they slide back down.

Yeah, Monica's law suite against her boss Dave for sexual harassment got dropped, because they found an email from her asking him to bend her over in his office....She's now working in the mail room. I now think she is trying to sleep with her new boss Kyle, to get promoted. This will be number three, that Ladder Greaser!

Ladder Greaser by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009

the greaser 

The act of taking a wet mushy dump on ones chest, then rubbing your hands in it. Finally proceeding to slick back your hair with the hot steamy poop.

I met this guy Danny last night and he gave me the greaser!

the greaser by enjayrolla February 12, 2010

air greaser 

Another name for a monster fart

Those beans I ate last night gave me mad air greaser's!!

air greaser by tzfrompc February 9, 2010

Scooter Greaser

An adolescent boy who rides around on his scooter and attempts to pick up girls. Usually wearing tight jeans and a ridiculous helmet. Can some times be found in groups or “scoot packs”, they gain confidence in numbers. But even in numbers they are usually denied.

Those scooter greasers have driven by five times.
Those are some shitty bikes, they must be scooter greasers.

Scooter Greaser by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018

Irish greaser 

When the girl is far beyond a dirty. She’s not even in the realms of a potential hookup. If you got with this girl your down horrendous. Usually around 200+ and has a face that g-d accidentally spawned. The worst of the worst looking chicks. You bring her to the family barbecue and your appetite fades immediately. A crime in itself.

Dude that girls and absolute Irish greaser. Get out of her line of sight.

Irish greaser by The dirty hunter October 3, 2022

dick-greaser 

when your dick isn't dicking

Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.

dick-greaser by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024