A very chilidish act performed when someone is in the restroom and turns on all the sinks then runs away thinking if he stayed he would get in trouble.

(Freshman turns on all sinks then runs)
Freshman: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'm going to get away with it."
Senior 1: "Wow, what an idiot. He thinks he's cool.
Senior 2: "I know, I stopped thinking the Fountain of Youth gag stopped being funny in 7th grade."

Fountain of Youth by Giggity!!! August 21, 2009

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fountain of youth

when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain

I was fucking Debbie last night and Greg joined in so we decided to give her the fountain of youth.

fountain of youth by mike ellisio November 19, 2007

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fountain of youth

in the act of a threesome when a man lays down and jacks off while two women make out right above his dick. When the time "cums", it will shoot upward and hit both of them while they make out.

Greg: Dude, I had my first threesome last night. It was sick.

Joe: Nice man, I'm proud. How'd you finish?

Greg: Did a fountain of youth.

Joe: Word.

fountain of youth by bread&butter August 23, 2011

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