white trash bloody mary 

a delicious concoction of V8 juice and premium Burnett's vodka. usually a two to one ratio of V8 to vodka. stir and serve over ice to impress all your trailer park friends at the next brunch at the redneck yacht club.

"Hey Kelley, can you make my white trash bloody mary with Spicy Hot V8? I need a kick this morning.."

"Best hangover cure? White trash bloody mary and a wake and bake session."

white trash bloody mary by KentuckyGentleman October 11, 2011

prison bloody mary 

when a male inmate rapes another inmate with the intention of using the victims bleeding anus as lubrication

my cell mate kept snoring so i decided to wake him up with a prison bloody mary.

prison bloody mary by kip heart October 14, 2009

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin 

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.

“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022

Barbarian Bloody Mary 

When a man is having hardcore butt sex with an animal, while being so wasted he won't remember anything. He starts to ejaculate blood into the animal's anus. The animal then has violent diareah all over the man's cock. The diareah gets inside of the man's penis and he gets a disease that makes his penis skin start flaking and bleed constantly. This disease is known as Barbarian Bloody Mary.

Oh man, I got so drunk last night, I woke up on a farm. And now I think I have Barbarian Bloody Mary

Barbarian Bloody Mary by austin holl. November 24, 2006

warm bloody mary 

The special gift that a person receives after engaging in cunnilingus during that "special" time of the month.

What did you think about that warm Bloody Mary this morning?

warm bloody mary by Pig man October 3, 2015

Florida Bloody Mary

When a man deflowers a virgin, whilst she is on the first day of her period. Preferably the woman should be a heavy bleeder.

Craig: Dude my sheets are still stained from the

Florida Bloody Mary I gave Susan last month.
Alex: Did you try Tide?

Florida Bloody Mary by FloridabloodyMary March 5, 2010

Chilean Bloody Mary

When you give your girl oral and she blows all of her menstrual juice all over you

While on my trip in Chile, some Cartel members were filming a homeless man get a Chilean Bloody Mary from a Prostitute

Chilean Bloody Mary by scarybacon January 13, 2014