Albuquerque turkey 

To back up with someone anus to anus, and shit into their ass, thus stuffing the turkey.

I'm so full from that Albuquerque turkey

Albuquerque turkey by 70457 Digital Breeish December 9, 2010

Albuquerque Handshake

A handjob

Alvin was feeling tense, Robert suggested that he go meet Jodi for a good old Albuquerque Handshake to help relieve some stress.

Albuquerque Handshake by JLthaKing October 20, 2020

Albuquerque Geoduck 

The act of utilizing an inside-out, recently used condom to hit the face of another with a forceful motion in order to produce a 'slapping' sound.

James just gave that guy an Albuquerque Geoduck while he was passed out.

Albuquerque Geoduck by Faux Shizzle August 11, 2010

Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta 

In a sexual situation. When one partner passes a fart from his or her butt to the target's vagina, then seals it up. Like a hot air Balloon, for which the southwestern US town's fiesta is famous.

Last night Alan gave me an Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta. I've been queefing roadwarrior style all morning.

Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Fiesta by Maddie Queefer May 5, 2009

Albuquerque Appetizer 

After completion of intercourse and ejaculating into a condom, you remove the semen filled condom to the girl.

I would never kiss that girl. I heard Jeff fed her an Albuquerque Appetizer in high school.

Albuquerque Appetizer by Roylee Luna October 11, 2008

Albuquerque Hedgehog 

The sexual act in which you engage in anal sex with your partner, where she then proceeds to simultaneously take a shit.

Last night I was fuckin your mom and totally ended up getting an Albuquerque Hedgehog out of it. It wasn't quite like your girlfriend and her Alabama Hotpocket, but it works.

Albuquerque Hedgehog by Zushi sushi 5 March 5, 2011

Albuquerque Achoo 

While getting a blow job (from your lover, of course), as soon as you cum in their mouth, you tickle them hard under the armpits making them sneeze/choke, making them blow the load out of their nose that you just blew in their mouth?

Yo Steve, it's me Larry.

What's up Larry?
Not much. Just thought I'd give you a call to let you know that your mom blew an Albuquerque Achoo all over my coffee table.

Albuquerque Achoo by Gorgon August 25, 2013