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Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.
Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro
Toppest Bloke by Marqueefus October 13, 2016
An english word used to describe hands, specifically when they are hitting somebody else
"Oi! Keep your tappers to yourself"
Tappers by Bebbopalula October 24, 2019

bobble topper 

Bruh, i saw your bobble topper while on a cruise yesterday.
bobble topper by freshbreath_69 November 5, 2014

bottle topper 

A person who snorts cocaine out a girls ass
bottle topper by jkolgf April 13, 2015

lopper topper 

Sloppier than sloppy toppy
Fuck sloppy toppy girl give me that lopper topper
lopper topper by TheToppers69 September 17, 2019

Washer Topper

A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.
Damn I got the best blowjob I’ve ever had last night. That bitch gave me the Washer Topper