Squidward 

A handsome, bearded, ethnically ambiguous man with a large nose. He has immense fondness for soups, incredibly POWERFUL laughter, and is often seen with a live animal on his shoulders (most commonly a dog or bird). Despite his name and love of water, Squidwards are actually Earth Elemental. They are also highly resistant to frost damage and weak against Fire Types.

Don't be a grumpy Squidward because of the heat.
Would wearing this dog make you a happy Squidward?
Stop licking that rock Squidward!
Squidward... SOUP

Squidward by wesrdtfyguhijokpkjlhuiygtfrt August 22, 2019

Squidward 

The act of waiting for an unsuspecting victim to fall asleep so you can place your testicles over their eyes and hang your dick over their nose. Thus replicating a likeness of the popular television character.

Last night, Isiah got a squidward!

Squidward by Reaperparadox September 10, 2019

Squidward 

A half chub that male gains while playing basketball.

Hey Mark, sweet Squidward you got going on, hope it helps with your free throws.

Squidward by RaptorCouch November 2, 2019

Squidward 

yeah he is epic

Yooo you look like squidward

Squidward by Itsyaboiratinasock235 May 18, 2020

squidward 

a girl called raegan deweer

OMG, raegan is such a squidward

squidward by aaliyah deweer May 23, 2021

Squidward 

When the male tucks his balls and penis between their legs having it stick out from the back to receive oral stimulation (ie sucking his dick from the back) as it resembles the Spongebob character Squidward’s eyes and nose.

“She gave me that squidward last night bro”

Squidward by Havoc.angel42 July 17, 2021

Squidward 

When a Guy put his balls on his eyes and his dick on her nose now she’s squidward

Damn bro I hit her with the squidward last night

Squidward by Mlavelle November 7, 2021