2 guys one sandbox 

The most painful video about a guy getting a dildo shuved in the head of his dick

Jack"go watch 2 guys one sandbox"
Jim"okay!*watches video"
Jim cries for the next two days thinking about it.

2 guys one sandbox by 666jackass666 June 30, 2016

2 kids in a sandbox 

adj
1.adj.Severe pain being inflicted onto a male genital.
2.A Guy that is allowing a girl to shove a dildo in his penis. Enough Said.

Damn that looks Painful. Good thing im not the 2 kids in a sandbox.

2 kids in a sandbox by gollygosh1234567 April 6, 2009

My sandbox 

my space or business that someone else feels they need to manipulate or medel in

confrontation: "bitch...this is MY sandbox and I did not invite you in to play"

My sandbox by Ginalee April 2, 2008

Western Sandbox

A method of male masturbation in which a man places a piece of 200 grit sandpaper in a microwave (or a small oven) for 45 seconds, and then proceeds to hold the sandpaper in his hand rough side outward, and furiously pleasure himself.

Bob: Hey Bayliff, what are you doing tonight?
Bayliff: Well, I'm fucking my girlfriend Pinky, then winding down with a Western Sandbox.

Western Sandbox by Oneinthechamber June 25, 2012

kids in the sandbox 

Possibly the most disgusting movie on the internet. People who are into this have problems. To find it, just google "kids in the sandbox"

Damn, he's into kids in the sandbox, stay away from that guy.

kids in the sandbox by Tomatso Dragon November 23, 2007

Kids in a sandbox 

Probably one of the most misleading sites on the web. The video is around 10 seconds long. It starts out like a regular porn video, a girl and a guy are in a 69 position having sex. All of a sudden the girl sticks out some sort of plastic dildo and constantly jams it in the guy's cum hole. Moaning ensues, and the penis nearly splits open. It's a loop video.

Me: Hey, Nick, watch kids in a sandbox *Gives link*

Nick: Uh is that kids playing in a sandbox?

Me: Yeah... just click the link

Nick: *Clicks* Hey this is a porn si- WHAT THE FUCK!

Kids in a sandbox by Some Twink May 14, 2011

This aint no sandbox

Said by a Spanish teacher when he thinks the students aren't "focusing their attention"

Student 1: haha did you catch that show last night?
Student 2: no, which one?
Terry (teacher): yall, this aint no sandbox! you need to FOCUS your attention.

Ustedes Necessitan hablar en español en esta clase.

This aint no sandbox by Someoneyouknow3 April 28, 2011