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Seven of Nine 

Character in Star Trek: Voyager played by Jeri Ryan from 1997-2001. She used to be a Borg, but The Doctor got rid of a lot of her implants. However, she was assimilated as a little girl, so parts of her Borg physiology weren't removable. She's usually seen on Voyager walking around in a grey catsuit and having entire episodes about her "developing her humanity". Concidered by most to be the sexiest character in Star Trek: Voyager, the web is now littered with naked pictures of her.
Neelix: Would you like some eggs?
Seven of Nine: Eggs are irrelivent. I only eat protein shakes.
Seven of Nine by Kevin July 29, 2008

sixty-nine 11

When a man is horizontal on his back while a woman is riding him cowboy and another woman is sitting on his face. This word derives it's name from the hybrid of the sixty-nine and the "twin towers" that are on top of the male.
Maxx sixty-nine 11ed Jill and Julie, what a stud.

sniffty-nine

when two dogs (or people) are simultaneously sniffing each others' asses. (verb: sniffty-nining).
man, did you see those two bitches sniffty-nine each other? they were going at it hardcore!
sniffty-nine by dan da p-funk August 8, 2006

dry sixty nine 

A softcore version of the more widely known sixty nine. The dry sixty nine is donw with clothes on. Side effects may inclue: denim face, velcro chin, zipper burn and draw string asphyxia
That girl was such a prude, she would only dry sixty nine!

Come on honey, are you really gonna be that mad? All I did with that girl was dry sixty nine. It was totally innocent!
dry sixty nine by Marin Dad September 29, 2008

Sewer Sixty Nine 

Back in 1889 (one year after the straw was invented) this was a game created by street hookers in Framingham, Massachusetts. Back then it was called Pooter Shooter but it was given it's modern name some time later in the early 2000's. It is a game in which 2 hookers will get into the sixtynine position and insert straws into their anuses'. Each player inserts the other end of the straw into their mouth. The goal of the game is to make your opponent vomit. First to vomit is the loser. Loser has to dip their genitalia in sewer water.
Crystal: "Hey hooka! You want to get into some Sewer Sixty Nine later?"

Diamond: "Oh you you mean the ol' Pooter Shooter? You know it betch!
Sewer Sixty Nine by PizzyPie January 23, 2020

Stinky Nine 

When you are sixty nining someone and your nose rubs their butthole.
Last night we were sixty nining and it turned into a stinky nine. Now that is all I can smell.
Stinky Nine by FriesAndTots August 9, 2023