monday 

the worst day of week; hell

god damn, its monday again.

monday by anonymous April 21, 2021

monday 

Having sex with other person.

Your wearing a mans button up, sitting in a gamer chair with a razor sticker on the window. You’re literally just "Monday" to him.

monday by Mtrinxpo August 3, 2021

Monday 

My bus driver is the definition of Monday.

"I hate Monday"

Monday by IOnceRoamedTheEarth September 9, 2021

Monday 

Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.

Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!

Other friend: Why?

Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!

Monday by Tamara1268 October 30, 2021

Monday 

The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.

Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday

Monday by thehoneyofthebees November 1, 2021

monday 

best cat girl ever

yooo you see monday around she the best

monday by MONDADTADYADYYDA November 19, 2021

Monday 

Noun: Mondays are when we meet the koala lord and the kangaroo lord, along with our magic potion of Watson’s lychee soda. It also happens when we take millions of photos and selfies, like crazy people. We model ourselves with glassy glasses, on promotion BUY ONE GET ONE FREE. Sometimes, we TRY to practice (very hard indeed), but that never happens. If mom is reading this, YES I PRACTICE WHEN I GO TO MONDAYS AND DO ALLLL MY HOMEWORK. We (me) also eat 12000 packs of seaweed, --- new record, surplus package, my computer farts.

I love Mondays. I ran out of Monday tickets. Mondays, 100 dollars.

Monday by where is the lychee soda January 6, 2022