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Michaela-ism 

being a Beastiality-Necrophiliac. Which is having sex with dead animals.

People of this religion go door-to-door trying to convert and spread the word of the religion that orginated in Elk Grove, California
Are you part of Michaela-ism?
No what is it?
It is the most amazing religion ever you get to have sex with dead animals!
can i get a pamphlet about it
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Michaela Shimmy 

A seduction tactic where you shimmy up to your significant other when they are in a chair reading a book and say, "Hey babe," before trying asking them to come with you to the bed room.

This was created my Michaela Laws on a twitch stream on September twenty second in 2017.
Michaela sends her apologies to anyone who's partner does the Michaela Shimmy.
Michaela Shimmy by Ghost Of The Stars September 23, 2017

michaela burke 

Michaela Burke is an absolute ride and a half ....would I ? Oh I would ya 👌🏼
Everyone wants michaela

She is never a chode

Oh wow ciara wishes she was Michaela burke
michaela burke by Howyanow February 13, 2018

Michaela Wallace 

An Adorable, smart, shy, loving, careless girl <3 She will always be

there for you when your at your worst. She will be there for you

forever, Great kisser, Will love you forever. she is shy as hell but

she's out-going around you. she will be accepting to you no

matter what (Unless its stupid as hell) and she will guide you

through the rough times. Michaela is truly a diamond in the rough.
Person one: Do you know who that girl is?
Person two: Oh the shy one? Yeah That's Michaela Wallace.

Michaela mickey boo Norris

Local mystery. It could be any of the 13 personalities depending on what you have to offer. There’s a twist. Give it all you have to give and it will steal the rest. Best way to avoid it is to not look it in the eyes.
Hey did you guys see that Instagram model pushing a shopping cart like she is homeless.

You guys-It’s probably Michaela Mickey Boo Norris!!

michaela keogh 

If you ever meet a Michaela Keogh run!!! Because you will straight away fall for them. Even though they are Ginger they are beautiful creatures who you would move the world for. Again quite ginger but would Marry any day if you had the chance. Be careful though they can be vicious and bite your shoulder from time to time.
michaela keogh by Wymne2001 November 24, 2021

Fuckin' Hell Michaela 

A common expression used when something goes wrong.