John Mayer 

A very gorgeous man, who makes very gorgeous music, but has a very raunchy sense of humor, that isn't really that humorous. John Mayer also likes women with large breasts.

Gorgeous man: Google Image search (John Mayer)
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson

John Mayer by my name is blank. September 20, 2008

Georgia Mayer

The woman that thinks she's a man, She created the group called SeaCross and she is the Grand Daughter of Leto and Daughter of Artemis.

Georgia Mayer is cool.

Georgia Mayer by Andrei Tumale May 21, 2020

Oscar Mayer 

An over cooked dried up weiner, probably belonging to the first author with the initials f y

It is full of animal waste not fit for human consumption

Oscar Mayer by Good Taste September 24, 2003

John Mayer 

When you have a chick so horny, she doesn't even want to waste time taking her panties off, so she just slides them over to the side.

The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.

That opera had her so turned on, we John Mayer'd in the car.

John Mayer by Mr. Bogins December 12, 2012

Indie Mayer 

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A down to earth dreamer who takes really good pictures and is fantastic at editing. She's an environmentalist, vegan, and a lesbian. She's a member of PETA and a musician. She is very unique and has almost 5,000 facebook friends but says she only knows probably about five of them.

When I grow up I want to be just like Indie Mayer

Indie Mayer by Imperfect97 October 27, 2011

The Mayer 

Also known as the "stick, lick and poke", The Mayer describes when John Mayer fingers his asshole, give it a taste, then jams his fingers in his nostrils.

I was looking for a little love on the weekend, so I lit some candles and gave myself The Mayer

The Mayer by deevis January 14, 2017

noah mayer 

A really nice person who loves others

Yo Preston ur nice jus like Noah mayer

noah mayer by Noah pollock Mayer February 15, 2018