miles lyons 

miles lyons is a sweet, caring, funny, smart, and adorable guy. He is really talented at playing guitar. I have a miles lyons and he is the best person i could ever ask for. He loves me for me and dont care if there are rumors going around because he believes me and i love him soo much!!

Whos that awesome guy??

Thats miles lyons!

miles lyons by ashley nicole moyer May 12, 2014

Lyons 

Lie-ons - noun- A spare pair of underwear carried around by a person that frequently defecates in one’s pants in inopportune places.

Had the man been carrying a Lyons with him at the Carolina Panthers game, a severe crisis could have been avoided.

Lyons by Third Eye Bandito November 12, 2009

Dan Lyons As Fuck 

Some one who looks oddly like a polar bear or someone who wears bright colors all the time.

1. "Yo that kid in the class next door is Dan Lyons as Fuck 'bout to feed him a salmon."

2. I was gonna wear my green and orange track jacket but i didnt wanna be that faggot who looks way to Dan Lyons As Fuck."

Dan Lyons As Fuck by BongRipper smoke weed 420 January 26, 2009

lyons 

A.) A virgin who is prone to premature ejaculation during the very very VERY early stages of sex (Like still fully clothed).

B.) A bad haircut.

C.) Ejaculates all over the place in broad daylight. (May need plastic sheeting if a Lyons is present)

I Lyonsed myself last night!!

lyons by lockjaw princess January 20, 2011

lyons-uhlenbrauck 

A special task force which included the two gods. Lyons and Uhlenbrauck.
Together they invented math and the english language and both were the first rappers known to man.
With there amazing skills and abilities, they were the gods of all gods. Known for blessing people with their skills and marking them with their names.

Scientists believe that one day someone will be born with both Lyons and Uhlenbrauck in their name, and when the day comes, Gods will once again walk the earth.

"yo he attacked you like is he was a lyons-uhlenbrauck!"
"your shaking like if you saw lyons-uhlenbrauck!"

lyons-uhlenbrauck by word of god February 4, 2005

Lyons, Colorado 

A great TINY town which is home to Lyons High School which, in it's class of 2010 it had whopping 79 students!! All kidding aside, Lyons is a great town with great people!!

Person 1: You ever heard of Lyons, Colorado?

Person 2: Where the hell is Lyons?

Lyons, Colorado by FOCO BOY!!! December 24, 2010

macie lyons 

She is often spoken of as a goddess. It is said that her beauty rivals that of a 1,000 sunsets and that if you are to stare at her eyes you will be lost in them for days. Her presence is considered a blessing by most. Her smile has been known to light up rooms. Her voice has been compared to that of an angels. Her Heart is pure and true. And she has only ever loved one man and he is truly the luckiest man alive.

Macie Lyons is the Ying to my Yang

macie lyons by 1 lucky guy February 3, 2010