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white lazers 

the act of coming into ones mothers vagina
derrick shot his white lazers in attempt to satisfy his mother
white lazers by eat my white lazers September 4, 2010

the sun is a deadly laser 

Do you want to take a road trip?
NO
Why not?
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

Sheboygan Lager

A fictional brand of beer referenced in the FX show Wilfred by Jenna's douchy boyfriend Drew.
Sheboygan Lager by fp69 August 25, 2011

Super Laser Piss 

An attack shot by Eggman in the Sonic Adventure 2 (Dark Story + Final Story) | Real-Time Fandub Games video to destroy the moon, the reason being that Shadow the Hedgehog has pissed on his wife.
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Super Laser Piss by everywalls December 19, 2021

Spring Laker 

A cocktail created in the Beautiful Jersey Shore Town of Spring Lake. It is 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Red Bull, and a splash of Pineapple Juice.

The delicious drink has become synonymous with good times and overall sweetness. The drink is indigenous to the summer although is known to be enjoyed throughout the entire year.
Our bartender has been making some smooth Spring Lakers tonight.
Spring Laker by The gooser June 10, 2010

Smell you later 

Used as a farewell, the phrase "smell you later" is another way of saying goodbye. Invented in the 20th century, It's prime usage was in the 1990's. It's slow decline started in the early 2000's. The phrase was mostly used by young ages. "smell you later" is very similar to "see you later" and means the exact same thing. Although not as popular as a farewell anymore, people still recognize the phrase and it's meaning.
I have to go, I can't be late to work. I'll smell you later.
Smell you later by 2Preston December 16, 2009