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Ninja-Commenting / Liking 

When one Comments or Likes a post up to 2 seconds after its posted. (On Facebook.)

WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.
Girl 1: Oh man, I was on Facebook last night, and this guy is TOTALLY ninja-commenting / liking everything I post! SOO annoying.

Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...

clementoni

an english teacher who will purposely torture you with papers out of the wazoo and confuse you and make you want to murder little fuzzy white bunnies
aka clemenphuckker
"man, that clementoni will fuck you up"
clementoni by p[][] March 16, 2004

Clementine 

When the grapefruit is too big for the male erection.
Girl 1: Did you grapefruit him?
Girl 2: Nah. His dick was too fucking small.

Girl 1: Soooo you used a clementine?
Clementine by Rhonda3000 January 23, 2019

Clementine 

A pretty and sweet girl who has tends to have friends named penelope alexa adelyne piper delia etc. she is very fucking flat. kinda a bitch but people love her.
yo did you see that girl Clementine
she kinda fire tho
i wanna fuck her so badddddd
Clementine by penizzzzz October 27, 2019

Clementine Garnier 

a nice girl, sweet girl, however fucks every guy she meets online.
BOY: Hey clementine hows it going.
Clementine Garnier : kgood, wanna fuck

Clementine 

A girl who’s pretty but does not know it she is shy around someone new but when she is with her friends she is crazy and loud. When it comes to crushes she wants to make friends with them and plays had to get.
She has curly brown hair and eyes that changed from green to hazel if you meet someone named clementine make sure you show her you love her she might be a little self conscious how she looks what she where’s