alexandria hudson 

A type of woman that belongs to a man only to show that she can cook. Constantly paired with men named seth, she only has 3 uses. 1: cook, 2: give head, 3: bleed. Usually when “Ali” does not do these tasks she gets black eyes. (This also happens when she is being a nagger)

Ali: “Hey baby? Can you get off xbox and give me some attention?”
Seth: *punches alexandria hudson in the eye* “stop being a nagger”

alexandria hudson by Pffftnahh October 28, 2022

Alexandria N 

Alexandria N is the most caring person you will ever meet. She is kind, caring and sweet. She is always willing to stick up for her friends, even if she will get in trouble. She is one of the most beautiful people, but she will always deny it. She is kind to everyone, and is only mean if she is being protective of her friends. If you ever meet an Alexandria N, you are lucky to have her.

Alexandria N is the most caring person you will ever meet.

“Alexandria is my best friend.”

Alexandria N by Brenna_011 April 7, 2023

Alexandria Incident 

Alexandria Incidents are massive losses of data that intentionally or unintentionally take down part or the whole of a service's data at once.

Geocities died intentionally, and the loss was the death of the whole service, and thus is considered an A type Alexandria Incident.

The Myspace Data Loss Incident was unintentional, and was the loss of only a portion of the service, and thus is considered a B type Alexandria Incident.

The Tumblr porn ban was intentional, and was a loss of only a portion of the service, and is thus a C type

The Theoretical D type, where the data loss was unintentional and resulted in service wide data loss happens usually to small scale services, or large services in their early days, I do not know of many good examples of this if any

The name, Alexandria Incident, comes from the burning of the library of Alexandria.

another example classification: the death of Flipnote Hatena was an A type Alexandria Incident.

Alexandria Incident by lucyferous August 3, 2023

Alexandria dawn 

She’s anime pretty. Smart and quiet until you get to know her. Her real laugh is the best ever but hardly lets anyone gets to hear it. Witty AF. Tiny hands.

Look how small Donald’s hands are!

WOW, those are totally Alexandria Dawn hands…

Alexandria dawn by Bungholiooohhh March 30, 2024

Alexandria Effect

The Alexandria Effect, or Alexandrian Effect, is a form of Knowledge Destruction, when someone or something intentionally causes information to accidentally get lost, on purpose.

It originates from the burning down of the library of Alexandria, to disperse information and culture in a way to prevent people from being able to correlate and understand factual truth, or history.

You: Dude, Why did the media pretend like they knew nothing about Hillary's e-mails, after they were publicly leaked?
Me: It's just the Alexandria effect.

Alexandria Effect by pseudo_anima April 14, 2024

The Great Library of Alexandria

The greatest library of ancient culture built in Alexandria, Egypt some time around 145 B.C. It was burned down when the city was sieged and it is believed to have held near endless ancient knowledge. It has a sort of memetic reputation as many believe the "Burning of the Great Library of Alexandria" Set humanities technology and knowledge back several thousand years.

"Stupid people like you wouldn't exist if the library of Alexandria never burned down." -As an insult to intelligence
"You're the kind of person that would burn down the Great Library of Alexandria aren't you?"-As an insult to say someone is mean/selfish

The Great Library of Alexandria by Oreo-Belt25 May 3, 2019

West Alexandria 

1) Population: almost 1,300. Maybe.
2) A village in which the sluts roam free.
3) Safest village, although you can not move 5 feet without running into a meth lab.
4) Home of Austin Groff (kid who makes miracle shots) and David Good (Mancode).
5) Home of the Mike Dixon (bike thief).
6) Home of world's largest speed bump.
7) Record of most lost football games in a row. (Even though it has the best football coach known to man.)
8) Where the cops look like their 12. Whic is kinda good since they don't really do anything.
9) The place where girls rides dick more than they do horses. (Although there's a lot of horse riding going on too.)

I went to West Alexandria yesterday. Before I left I knew everyones name, and who was having sex with who. I also watched a house blow up. I sat around and roasted marshmallows with David Good and Austin Groff, while waiting for the no-show cops. Groff threw a marshmallow through his legs with his eyes closed and it landed in Good's mouth. I found the cops later though, they were chasing Dixon down while he was ramping the speed bump. The football coach was traling right along screaming his favorite saying, "Got to have moxy fellas!!" even though they were losing the game 72-7. The coach was also raging because half the team (about 7 people) didn't show up to the game. They got a better offer. They were being "rode like horses" by the town sluts. For most people, this would be odd behavior. But for the village people, this was exceptional behavior. Apparently, this was a good day.

West Alexandria by NMEJD12 January 10, 2011