Glomp 

The act of gripping YOUR own, or perhaps SOMEONE ELSES testicles. Mostly used in competition, to see who is more galoptical. If someone has more knowledge about glomping than others they are considered galogical and can help others understand glompings and make them become the galogical.

dude my friend jason, he was glomping all over gripping his nuts harder than my penis exploding machine

Glomp by Viper Howdivile March 30, 2025

Glomp-happy 

1. Adj. Possessing a nature of being extremely excitable upon the entrance of an acquaintance, friend, or love that has not been seen by the subject for what would seem like a long time for the subject, but is usually considered a short time. Can also describe someone who glomps a lot.

2. Adj. Describing a nature of being glomp-happy.

Very often, glomp-happy people are extremely cheerful and bubbly, but cheerfulness and bubbliness do not necessarily indicate a glomp-happy nature.

"Kaira's a really glomp-happy person. Just look right there."

Kaira: OhmygodIhaven'tseenyousince... this morning! *glompglomp*

Glomp-happy by Tenna Deinra April 20, 2006

glomp syndrome 

When after being glomped so many times you start to suffer from cracked ribs, diziness and a vague longing for air.... O_O

Girl: *runs and glomps her boyfriend*
Boy: Can't... breathe....
Girl: Oh sorry! *lets go*
Boy: Dude, you glomp me so much I think i'm suffering from glomp syndrome.

glomp syndrome by mrs quinto April 11, 2009

Double Glomp

To glomp with double the energy and power.....usually ending with somebody injured.

Person A: (Double glomps Person B)
Person B: (Has a broken rib) Oww, why did you double glomp me?
Person A: I missed you ^___^

Double Glomp by Super Duper Mega Ultra November 27, 2009

death glomp

A variation of the glomp, in which the glomper violently kills the glompee by crushing thier ribcage. This is an act which symbolizes close friendship.

Josh: Death glomp!
Emma: *dies*

death glomp by ibjt4ever May 27, 2006

Tackle hug glomp nom 

Basically just a random string of internet greetings, without much meaning. Tackle hug, basically being to pounce onto somebody, glomp being to squeeze tightly in a hug, and nom being to eat. Nobody is really sure what it entitles.

Uberlol1234 tackle hug glomp noms you.
Lolcat3656 blinks. "WTF DOES THAT MEAN!"
Uberlol1234: No idea.
Lolcat3656: Roflcopterz.

Tackle hug glomp nom by Uberleahkins November 15, 2011

reverse glomp 

Similar to the glomp, the reverse glomp involves the glomped party turning a glomp back on the glomper. Usually the glomper is still atop the glompee, the glompee then quickly rolls to the side taking the glomper with them, pinning them beneath, effectively reversing the glomp.

Dude1: Dude! Did you see that?
Dude2: No, what?
Dude1: That dudes girlfriend just glomped him and he pulled a reverse glomp! Now their in postion for a good fuck!

reverse glomp by Jack Rogers January 11, 2009