balls like church bells 

Large testicles ie brave

That base jumper's got balls like church bells

balls like church bells by Tarantula960 January 25, 2014

The bells are ringing in the church

Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs

Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!

Bob: Oh, shit!

The bells are ringing in the church by TheHinduHomie February 28, 2013

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 

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It makes me put this in the example: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by iudfogusoiuh February 1, 2017

take her to church 

When a guy wants to eat a girl's junk on a Friday night.

When you tell your buddy "Imma take her to church"
Guy asks girl, "Hey can I take you to church?"

take her to church by Rapidfireiv November 21, 2016

Take you to church

When you wear a priest robe and fuck someone in the ass while their on their knees asking God to forgive them for their sins

I'm gonna take you to church tonight .

Take you to church by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016

catholic church 

the catholic church is not one of the lost books of the bible as they would lead to believe... the catholic church is the help of those unable to enter the congregation of the LORD by want of disposition. it's aim is to help others to have fulfilled laws old and new testaments written in there hearts ... it is for those who have no spiritual father. basically it is so so you can be accepted by the community of cristiandom .. if you are a bastard you cannot be accepted into the congregation of the LORD until you have fulfilled all ten generations the catholics work as a people to help those who must learn in completeness the law of there beliefs ... the church simply represents that... it basically means the fulfillment with the help of the catholic church of all ten generations so that any one can enter the tabernacle of the LORD

the creation of the catholic church... a guy died martyred his cause for 1000 years in jesus generation to create the catholic church he being the old testament and jesus being the new ... that essentially was how the catholic began..

catholic church by angus david macfarlane June 13, 2007

God Church 

In the song "It's Everyday, Bro," made by a YouTube star named Jake Paul, he said "I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god, church." A lot of dumbfucks in the video were wondering what it was because they don't watch the vlogs. There was meant to be a comma seperating god and church.

" I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god, church."
God church

God Church by MOTHERFUCKIN GODDAMN BULLSHIT July 25, 2017