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Choco bandit 

Guy who spread his excrements all around toilet with his own hands
Božan is Choco Bandit call a police ASAP

Graphite bandit 

Someone who enjoys the use of drawing implements such as graphite pencils shoved into their chocolate starfish during intercourse
Dude, I found our Brenden's a graphite Bandit yesterday, his wife told everyone how he loves a pencil in the wrong un

Toilet Bandit 

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.
The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!
Toilet Bandit by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

Keister Bandit 

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.
Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

dick bandit 

A girl who makes great efforts to get the attention of horny dudes, similar to a thirst trap.
Did you see what that girl posted on Facebook? She is such a dick bandit.
dick bandit by Flyingbuffalos November 21, 2021

Bathroom bandit 

Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"
Bathroom bandit by Semajcju December 26, 2021