Trash Elephant 

The elephant that comes to empty your trash every Tuesday...except when he's on vacation and is replaced with a trash badger.

"Dude, the Trash Elephant hasn't come to pick up our trash in 3 weeks! Time to take out the Trash Elephant gun! Wait! There he is now!'

"Please don't shoot me! i have a wife and 4 kids!" (Bam!) "Oh crap!"

Trash Elephant by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

leaky elephant 

when a fat guy has just jacked off and you can see jizz on his pants

"Dude, I was at Arby's and I saw Jaron, and he was a leaky elephant."

leaky elephant by demy4000 May 15, 2010

hairry elephant

when a guy puts his big toe into a girls vagina and kicks the girl. she falls back and he farts in her face. he takes his pubes that he shaved off before he does this and puts it in her mouth.

that hairry elephant was so nice with that chick last night

hairry elephant by dean14 March 24, 2011

pressed elephant 

When a male lowers his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, then proceeds to press his genitals against glass. This resembles an elephant pressed into the glass.

As the car full of frat boys drove past me, one of them gave me the pressed elephant.

pressed elephant by yooL June 16, 2016

pink elephant 

When you're high on drugs aka shrooms and you see a cop- he/she is supposed to look like a pink elephant- this is obviously when you're trippin and is supposed to keep you from getting caught-

I was so fucking high yesterday when we were drivin around, and then i saw a pink elephant behind us and I knew to calm down so we wouldn't get pulled over.

pink elephant by natta batta August 31, 2006

wakka flakka elephant 

A lesbian who smokes weed at parties with other lesbians and rub clots at the same time.

Hey Joey. You stay away from those wakka flakka elephants. There is a literal hive over there.

wakka flakka elephant by weed fucktard June 22, 2016

red elephant 

It is when you murder someone and then everyone talks about it.

John had a red elephant party after he had killed Jane

red elephant by Akalilypad December 17, 2013