Wales. 

No, not a megaton weighing animal. A country west of England but part of the UK. Known for it's sheep, pollution, rubgy, musical talent and weird language.

Not to be confused with the American view of "Enggelaendd" or "Yurop" as they call it.

Example 1: Welsh person: Eye 'ate Inglaand eye do.

Example 2: Most Welsh people are English and speak it.

Example 3: Welsh people are not inbred. Rednecks and people from Luxembourg are.

Wales. by Welshperson November 6, 2004

wales coalburner

Wigan: I phoned wales coalburner Dee, no answer, so i kept phoning and eventually her daughter answered and said my mums in bed with a black man!

wales coalburner: A white woman who dates black men

wales coalburner by CariadLuvsTomHardy November 10, 2025

Jimmy Wales 

The biggest slave owner in American history.

Jimmy Wales's balls are sweet and free. I like free! My time is free. My life is free. My health is free. My retardation is free.

Jimmy Wales by aaamerica September 18, 2023

National Library of Wales 

National Library of Wales - the national storage for Welsh books (super digitisation now!), closed in the evenings, closed on Saturdays, closed also on Sundays and during snowfall!

Welsh-speakers are preferred here even though the head of this place comes from England, also: boring exhibitions and bad coffee!

Very good history here - and experts in their fields.

You cannot take your books home. Once staff "have their foot in there", they can rest, play online games, dream, be depressed - and be off-sick as much as they like. A big social club it seems to the interested outsider. Just another institution.

Hiya - there's another exhibition about Dylan Thomas in the National Library of Wales.

National Library of Wales by blogvile March 25, 2009

National Library of Wales 

Old place, "full" of old people - situated on Penglais Hill in Aberystwyth. They want to impress each other there with "hellos and sut maes" (and The Assembly!). A good collection of very good books! Unfortunately not appealing to the wider public!

It could do better - well, certain things never change. Go there for the view! Good employer in the area. It is a beautiful building. Strange librarian I would not trust though.

Helo, sut mae? Ydych chi'n brysur? Hello - you are well? Off for some gos' (gossip) at the National Library of Wales.

National Library of Wales by roged April 1, 2009

Arriva Trains Wales 

Arriva Trains Wales: dirty trains running from Birmingham to Aberystwyth in the 21st century. The conductor from Machynlleth sometimes hides in the toilet - so if you are lucky you do not need a ticket! You will get there in the end. Do not get off at Dyfi Junction. You could be lost forever! Being late is only one of the other characteristics of the Arriva Trains Wales.

Arriva Trains Wales - better late than never!

Arriva Trains Wales by blogvile April 2, 2009

prince charles of wales 

ugly, god awful piece of shit that should rot in the bottom of a hippopotamus' arse

prince charles definiton; pigfaced manwhore
"i want to run over prince charles of wales with a motorcycle multiple times"
"i hope prince charles shit glass and wash his ass with alcohol"

prince charles of wales by anneboleyn61 December 6, 2021