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Uptown Kurtis 

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.
Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!
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Uptown Skonk 

A more upmarket version of the typical 'Skonka', maybe one that habituates in the boroughs of chelsea
"Oh look at that Skonka" " Hun, shes wearing Fendi, thats deffo an "Uptown Skonk"
Uptown Skonk by bsg2504 May 29, 2016
A place in Victoria BC where kids hangout in the upstairs of McDonald’s and start beef with other kids or adults and vape inside. Usually get kicked out and fight the indian manager.
Mom: What did you do at uptown today?
Kid: Sat in uptown dons and ate.
Uptown by Xanny bars November 7, 2019
North-midwest slang for methamphetamine.

Meth = “up” or “uptown”

Heroin = “down” or “downtown
Dealer: “Yo do you fuck with uptown?”

Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”

Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”

Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”
Uptown by danasp_42 April 17, 2020
Its quiet
Alexander: Eliza do you like it uptown? Its quiet uptown.

Eliza: Bro, you just cheated on me and our son died. Do you expect me to like it?

Alexander: jeez okay
Uptown by UwUQween May 13, 2020

Uptown riders 

Uptown riders by Whosagewho April 27, 2021

Uptown Cincinnati 

Newly popular geographic region of Cincinnati that includes many of the hoods north of city limits.

Includes but is not limited to: North College Hill, Mount Healthy, Springfield Township, Finneytown, Seven Hills, Forest Park, Springdale, Lockland, Sharonville, Woodlawn, Lincoln Heights, and several others.
Cincinnati is mostly divided into a east side and west side, but Uptown Cincinnati is a completely separate part of the city.

It's affordable, diverse, and has its own style and swagger.