Oooh I just made a touchdown! 

An expression used to celebrate succeeding while either very high or faking it.

Refers to a line 3:07 into "Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No"--James Blagden's animation of Pirates pitcher Ellis's retelling of the no-hitter he pitched on acid--when Ellis recounts a play where he very gracefully covers first base.

Q: Dude, the client loved those concepts you did last night.
A: Cool, cuz I was high as fuck when I wrote em. Oooh I just made a touchdown!

Oooh I just made a touchdown! by Shockman November 18, 2009

Tallahassee Touchdown 

While performing anal sex you take a football and shove it in the males rectum while he thrusts the woman

Frank: Hey did you hear about Becky?

Tyler: No what about her?
Frank: I heard that her and Tom performed a Tallahassee Touchdown last night

Tallahassee Touchdown by CornFlakesMaster March 8, 2017

Portuguese touchdown

The act of a Portuguese man/women spending a feral night with a large red haired Canadian man/women.

“Yo I heard you you got the old Portuguese touchdown”

Portuguese touchdown by Wacky tacky July 28, 2022

Iowa Touchdown 

In football, when a team scores 7 points with 2 safeties and a field goal (likely from squandering great field position from a turnover forced by their defense)

Iowa beat South Dakota St. by scoring an Iowa Touchdown

Iowa Touchdown by BobBobbyBob September 3, 2022

Double touchdown 

The act of shitting two turds, in the same sitting, so long that they hit the water before completely exiting the anus.

Dude, I just did had a double touchdown. High fucking five!

Double touchdown by Pablo 2: The Electric Boogaloo September 30, 2012

Cincinnati Touchdown

When your bangin your future wife on the side of your parents house. Your both butt naked. Her feet are up in the air like a field goal. Your buddy comes running around the corner and yells touchdown and then asks for his car keys.

Oh yeah Becky I am scoring more with you than the Bengals have all year.

Dude what are you doing? TOUCHDOWN oh and do you have my car keys.

That my friend is a Cincinnati Touchdown

Cincinnati Touchdown by gildo21 March 24, 2009

tornado touchdown 

A single piece of poop that does not break off from your butthole until it touches the surface of the toilet water

"Man that Mexican food sure was good"
"I think I'm gonna have a tornado touchdown"

tornado touchdown by jpros874 December 19, 2016