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shake the monster

To pee, take a leak. Implying that you have a large penis.
I'll be right back fellas, I've gotta go and shake the monster.

shake sum 

you gone shake sum hoe?
shake sum tf!
shake sum by tyy. June 22, 2021

Shake Hands With the President 

verb; to masturbate.

Origins; as far as I know the term exists simply because the hand movement - with the help of a warped imagination - resembles shaking hands. The 'President' part comes about simply because, as many a male will tell you, the penis is the one making the decisions (for the man) in many female-male relationships.
1)Jeez, I wish I was at home shaking hands with the President right now.

2)Nah, I'm pretty bored. I think I might go and shake hands with the President.

3)Wow, there's photos in today's paper of your Dad shaking hands with the President!

Shake My Egg 

A term used for the action of having sex or jerking off
‘Babe come and shake my egg I’m sexually frustrated
‘I heard Azario shook Tom’s egg in the girls bathroom earlier
Shake My Egg by AveragePigeon January 19, 2019

shake n’ wake 

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.
My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.

Shake n' Bake 

Merry Christmas, let's go outside to shake n' bake.
Shake n' Bake by Mikeyramone74 December 27, 2009