russian breast relief 

I do breast relief

I do russian breast relief

russian breast relief by anonymous December 25, 2022

Cell Phone Constipation Relief 

When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.

"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."

Cell Phone Constipation Relief by cooliopoolio July 6, 2009

Charity Relief Work 

The act of eating babies; anywhere from 12-29 per sitting

I did some Charity Relief work at my local orphanage

Charity Relief Work by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007

Comic Relief 

The art of jacking oneself off with a Comic Relief Red Nose on the end of your penis.

"I'm easy going for some Comic Relief tonight."

"Been a long day? Looks like you could go for some Comic Relief this evening."

Comic Relief by Benjani69 March 13, 2009

head ache relief 

craigslist code for sexual favors usually paid for in "roses"

exmple, busty asian offers head ache relief 80 dollars incall

head ache relief by zargolll November 5, 2013

Comic Relief 

For a girl with the intention of fucking a comedian gives him head.

Girl1: Did you fuck that comedian after the show last night?

Girl2: We went back to his house and all he wanted was a little comic relief.

Comic Relief by kharazi November 17, 2009

debt relief 

divorcing one's wife or dumping one's girlfriend in order to get out of debt due the overspending of one's girl friend

Guy 1: Dude i got debt relief yesterday.
Guy 2: You are in debt?
Guy 1: Yea my girl friend was bleeding me dry so i dumped her.

debt relief by OnlySlightly July 21, 2010