Friend: Dude work is such a drag,
i wish i was dead, like Heath Ledger.
Me: It sucks
getting old
Friend: You know is isnt getting old? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Me: Dude the stock market is horrible right now
Friend: Yeah but
you know who doesnt care about the stock market? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Me: John Edwards is getting my vote for president
Friend: That's cool, but guess who wont be voting for Edwards? Heath Ledger cause hes dead
Friend: God this class is so boring
Me: I know i bet you wish you were dead, like Heath Ledger, so go take off your cloths, get in bed and take some sleeping pills, then you can be like Heath Ledger