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influencer 

Useless people on social media (usually instagram) who can't find real jobs. All they know how to do is take pictures while posing and expect to leech stuff off of companies in exchange for "endorsement". Some gain followers from horny men by posting pictures in bikinis. They have no talent and will be screwed once the culture dies out.
I'm an instagram influencer. I have over 200k followers?
Wow you really are a useless bitch aren't you?
influencer by tiredanddead May 15, 2020
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Budding Influencers 

Undoubtedly and absolutely the place you want to go to make brand ideas come to life.

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Creative, thinkers, creators, mastered in patience, time management pros, backed with innovation, the undying spirit to “Kuch kar dikhana”

Origin: a pandemic baby
I want to conduct a brand campaign and give my brand reach and identity and I can’t think of anything else but only and only, Budding Influencers.

unfluencer 

Someone not looking to influence others. Anti-fame and anti-attention seeking individual.
Does their own thing without any regard for how it might appear to the public.
That unfluencer is wearing a brown paper bag to the prom.
unfluencer by Lady producer March 11, 2017

social media influencers 

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." They upload stupid things all the time. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually want to see this shit. The Social Media Infuencers have a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. The boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet. They are also known as cringe lords
Did you see those Social Media Influencers?
Yes, they are assholes

Influencer 

A probable description towards certain but not all, however most is a tool who believes their following size is their absolute bank account. Look down on those who has average followers. Preaches on humility when they genuinely only engage with other influencers with same rank of social capital. Use their position to market products blatantly with minimal creativity and maximum superficiality so that they get more reach. The problem with this strategy is that audience usually have poor lifespan on the product and the person themselves.
I can't talk to John anymore. We used to be friends but now that he's an influencer, he won't talk to me eventhough I'm a Senior Executive of a local bank and he's some ordinary sales assistant outside.
Influencer by davidcoldhard October 16, 2020

pig influenza 

A glamorous, more sophisticated, name for the swine flu giving it some much needed flare.
No doctor, I don't have the swine flu, I have "pig influenza" get with the program!
pig influenza by elle324 October 23, 2009

influential 

To have a great affect on someone or something
"Anonymous's work is Influential on cyber-bullying"

- Anonymous
influential by #autocorrectguy November 2, 2015